NIGHT SHIFT RULES
Rule One
After midnight, Morpheus has authority over the halls.
Rule Two
Do not follow doors that open by themselves.
Rule Three
Never answer the Old Reception phone.
Rule Four
If a mirror speaks, report it.
If your reflection moves first, leave.
Rule Five
Nyx requires approval for major colour changes after 10 PM.
This rule is mostly theoretical.
Rule Six
Zephyrus may not test wind resistance indoors.
Rule Seven
Aether must sit for five minutes every three hours.
Rule Eight
Ascle may override schedules if staff are emotionally exhausted.
Rule Nine
If the House hums, stop and breathe.
Rule Ten
Never open the Door Marked Not Yet.
If the inscription changes to:
NOW
wake everyone.